hunting for rats, I swear to God" Man, that's your business, not my business, I don't need no update "I got a new woman so we need to get our stories straight" We? What the ( beep) you talking 'bout, man? There’s no we "Steve, if my new woman hear about this, she gon' leave ( choo!) Wait, what the heck was that? Sounded like a rat" Then he pulled out a Jericho nine millimeter, started busting And just when I thought it couldn't get more scary When he opened the door, the rat turned out to be secretary Mary So these, girls pull me out of the locker Talkin' 'bout, "What the hell you doing up in here?" I'm like, "Hold up ( beep) You need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear? She’s like, "Woah, who you calling a ( beep)?" I'm like, "You", she like, "Who?" I’m like, "You ( beep), wait, hold up Let me explain all the shit I've been going through Now let's start over, my name’s Steve, it’s nice to meet you ladies" "Cut that bullcrap Steve, we know that you've been acting shady So listen close, cause this what we are gonna do When someone is creeping, we call in Jewel", not Jewel! "Yes Jewel" Oh no, Jewel looks like a grown ass man Fourteen years old, at least 250 pounds She’s coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish The roof caved in, on top of her, oh my God, it’s Lewis! 3:47, in Principal Lewis's room This fool is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon He was talking 'bout, "Budget cuts, no pest control for months I wasn’t perving or looking at butts I was in the A.C.
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